Tweet.

I Feel Like A Bird.
A very fortunate bird, possibly a peacock, who has finially discovered how to Twitter. Now, I will be overprotective and obsessive with having my phone, which is nice because it continuously gets hidden by gnomes in the couch cushions while I divert my attention. And I have a slight memory problem when it comes to calling people back. I currently have: ZERO followers. And although I have: ZERO followers on this blog too, I ask you made up people to follow me on Twitter. http://twitter.com/blahlauren Stalk Me!